A Donkey Returns To Earth

found online by Raymond

 
From driftglass:

“When a donkey flies, you don’t blame him for not staying up that long.”

— Murray Slaughter, The Mary Tyler Moore Show final episode

You may know Mr. Chuck Todd as the guy Comcast hired to sit in a big chair on the set of Meet the Press and say “But What About The Democrats?” and “Both Sides Do It!” every time another Republican commits another unspeakable atrocity.

They hired him after they fired a guy named David Gregory, whose job for six years had been to sit in a big chair on the set of Meet the Press and say “But What About The Democrats?” and “Both Sides Do It!” every time another Republican committed another unspeakable atrocity.

Pretty sweet gig. Soul-destroying, but steady work and it comes with full dental.

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