The eloquent phrasing alone is worth the click.
ON TUCKER BEIN OUT AND BIDEN BEIN IN pic.twitter.com/7omjVpwSXK
— Trae Crowder (@traecrowder) April 25, 2023
- Nojo has a word (Yes really!) for Tucker Carlson.
- tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors finds a visual self-own from the late great Tucker Long may he wave!
- Hackwhackers proves you can get bitten by a cartoon, and unleashes several on poor Tucker.
- Dave Columbo becomes Tucker, with a post-separation message:
- News Corpse explains why, in his eventual Twitter video, Tucker Carlson revealed so little about his firing.
Key deserved snark:
Carlson’s assertion that truthtellers will always prevail over liars is at least partially correct. He, as a proven, relentless liar, is now shrunken and weaker.
Key provided Tweet:"The other thing you notice when you take a little time off is how unbelievably stupid most of the debates you see on television are," says the guy who whined on primetime about how the Green M&M was no longer sexy. https://t.co/iWtwdGruZp
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) April 27, 2023
- The Onion brings us their exclusive, satiric, fictional interview with Tucker Carlson.
Favorite key question:
The Onion: Were you fired?
Key answer:
Tucker Carlson: No, it was 100% my decision. When I showed up to work on Monday and was denied access to the building, I decided that was the last straw and quit right then and there.
- At The Moderate Voice David Robertson brings us Republican posts in the wake of the Tucker ousting.
- Frances Langum covers the “dystopia beat” as 4Chan, the dark conspiratorial site, has a very bad day. Seems Tucker has been borrowing their white nationalist stories and broadcasting them as his own. Now they’ve lost the influence of their most influential influence peddler.
- Disaffected and it Feels So Good begins with the collapsing Bud Light boycott and zooms out to the weird self-contained bubble that started it.
Key belief:
What conservatives believe is they are the majority and it’s only because of tyrannical liberal fake news media, indoctrinating education system which poisons the minds of young people against them, and cheating Democrats who stuff ballot boxes with bamboo lined Chinese Fakes and Dominion Voting Machines that keeps True Conservatives from handily winning every election.
- PZ Myers is moderately impressed that Mattel is making a Down Syndrome Barbie.
Key observation:
Every kid deserves a little happiness and recognition of their existence.
A video-casting conservative thinks the idea is pretty funny, and so are kids with Down Syndrome.
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