2020 to Be Measured in Dog Years

found online by Raymond

 

2020 – One Third Still to Go

From Ant Farmer’s Almanac:

“We aren’t yet certain how the additional time will be distributed,” says Dr. Gerald Bostock, Dean of the Institute’s History Department, “But it probably won’t be divvied up evenly as some months, weeks and even days have been more jam-packed than others.”

While the names or titles for these new parcels of time haven’t been finalized, Bostock acknowledges that “Head-Spinning”, “Hair-Raising”, “You’ve Got to be Kidding Me” and “WTF!!!” were all in serious consideration.

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