From Jon Perr at PERRspectives:
“Governor Brown’s executive order mandates that we limit occupancy of the store,” she said tentatively. “We’re at the legally-allowed maximum now; I can’t let you enter until I have the go-ahead that other customers have exited. It’s part of the state’s social distancing requirements enacted to help contain the spread of COVID-19.”
I was furious. Smoke was coming out of my ears. Luckily, it was not enough to ignite the Claymore taped to my back or the extra AR magazine concealed under my Make America Great Again cap.
“No way!” I thundered, “My body, my choice!”
Shaking her head, she had the temerity to counter me, “No, sir. It’s the law.”
“The law? President Trump said I’m a very good person, or at least people like me are ‘very good people.'” Not content to let it go there, I resumed my beat-down. “Let me guess: your daddy is a lawyer.”
“No, sir,” she parried. “My father’s a nurse and my mother is an emergency room doctor.”
“Well, then let me explain something to you,” I snapped back, fully enraged.