The Stable Genius Knows Nuclear!

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Nuclear Hurricanes On the Way

From Vixen Strangely at Strangely Blogged:

It may be a little disturbing to dwell on how much Trump fixates on nukes, but we shouldn’t really worry too much, right? He has a very good brain because his uncle was a nuclear scientist, and that’s why he knows things like windmills and lightbulbs can cause cancer, and your heart is really only supposed to beat so many times during your life, asbestos isn’t really dangerous, and climate change is a Chinese hoax.

So rest assured, even if his politics might lead him to think that as the King of Israel (undeclared, but in the hearts of many, people are saying) he really has every right to at least make an offer on Greenland, it is totally not at all batshit that he has suggested that maybe to stop hurricanes, we should just fire a nuke into the eye of the thing, and that’ll teach it!

I guess the best part of the story, for me, is that he didn’t just suggest it one time, but brought it up more than once.

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