Presidential Candidate Finds New Way to Relate to Rural Voters

 
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Cory Booker Tries To Relate To Rural Voters By Mangling Hand In Grain Auger

OSCEOLA, IA—In an attempt to show how much he had in common with the audience at a campaign event on an Iowa farm, Democratic presidential candidate Cory Booker tried to connect with rural voters Friday by deliberately mangling his hand in a grain auger.

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