From Vixen Strangely at Strangely Blogged:
Trump gave the flag some affection before launching into a two hour two minute batshit extravaganza at CPAC (which is already kind of a guano pageant). I seriously have to wonder if the length of the speech has a lot to do with his disappointment about the NK talks and the impression left by the House hearing with Michael Cohen–big-ass rally speeches seem to be one of the ways he self-soothes. So what happened when Trump went full-on Fidel Castro up there?
Weeeelll, he re-enacted his calling on Russia to get Hillary Clinton’s emails, because we all obviously need to be reminded of that. He introduced a G-rated nickname for Rep. Adam Schiff–“little shifty Schiff”–which kind of makes me think he slipped Baron a fiver to come up with it and this is now also Schiff’s new rap name: Lil’ Shifty. He did an impression of Jeff Sessions that sounded a little like Yosemite Sam. He managed to shoehorn some stuff about little migrant girls eating fistfuls of birth control pills (not the way they work) before going out to visit America by crossing rape country, calling the left socialists, and making some “right-wingers on college campuses are the real victims” nonsense noises into a (probable? potential?) executive order. Maybe. And he apparently talked to a General Raisin Cane, which sounds like the kind of creative hallucinations I would like to have if I was a sweaty ham that was made a world leader and had snorted too much Adderall.
Anyway, I don’t know what the hell he was doing, but he seemed to have fun, even when he verbally had to say no one was leaving the speech even though there was a line. The flag has now contacted Gloria Allred.