found online by Raymond
From our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit:
I was living in the Boston area when Hurricane Bob was tracking towards there. I was at a grocery store, buying a few supplies. There was someone behind of me in line with a cartload of frozen food. I looked at the shopped and said: “Wow, you’ve got a lot of food, there.”
Shopper: “There’s a hurricane coming.”
Me: “What are you going to do with all that frozen stuff if the power goes out?”