found online by Raymond
From nojo at Stinque:
Anyway, Obamacare passed, we bought insurance, and last winter, out of the blue, they mailed us a Shit Kit — poop on a stick, mail it back. That was fun! They included a cute little biohazard baggie and everything!
Time passes, and eventually we get the results in the mail — along with an invitation to schedule a colonoscopy. Blood in the Stool, worst Dylan track ever. But the hospital roto-rooter team is backed up, and they can’t snake a cam up our ass until late July. No problem! Probably hemorrhoids. Maybe we’ll have to buy one of those cushions.
Ever have a colonoscopy? We have pictures we’d love to share with you. Lucky for us, they didn’t find the gerbil.
They did find polyps.