found online by Raymond
From The Onion:
“There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that exquisite, handcrafted Trump–Russia meeting decorative plates are on sale for just $39.99 per plate or $199.99 for the entire six-plate set,” said the president, noting that if such collectibles did exist, they would no doubt feature the portraits and signatures of those who attended the meeting as well as a bonus silver souvenir spoon hand-stamped with the date “6/9/16” at no extra charge.
Raymond, get it together! Clicking “More” leads back here again. What am I supposed to do — click “The Onion” instead? Preposterous.
Hey, it’s supposed to be preposterous. It’s satire.
Sorry about the link, though. It’s fixed.