found online by Raymond
From Infidel753:
Back in December, I suggested (inspired by this) that our language would be much better if words simply meant what they appear to mean, and modestly proposed a few re-definitions to improve things. Since then, a few more have occurred to me:
Bipolar: Attracted to polar bears of both genders
Bishop: A store for bisexuals
Cistern: A non-transsexual bird
Console: To swindle a specific type of fish
Contest: The final exam at scammer school
Contraband: A Nicaraguan rebel music group from the eighties