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From driftglass:

As America’s Leading Brooksologist I can report to you that, as of this morning, Mr. David Brooks’ track record of being spectacularly wrong about the nature and trajectory of both the Left and the Right remains unbroken.

Which, for anyone else, would be a helluva trick. I mean, just the law of averages would suggest that once in great while, as he beats the mean streets of the Acela Corridor Quiet Car, Mr. Brooks would occasionally stumble across some fact about American politics which had some bearing on the real world.

But of course, Mr. Brooks is not just anyone else.

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From Andy Borowitz:

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

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From Joe Gandelman at The Moderate Voice:

The bottom line is that Trump has been shattering the kinds of norms that McCain observed and defended all his life. Trump skipping the funerals of TWO important national figures will underscore how isolated he is from the rest of America’s political history. It’s a cliche but, no, the “new normal” is never really “normal.” What America is witnessing now is McCain not just battling Trump to his dying breath but making sure even when he is gone there he can land one more blow. History will note Trump’s being persona non grata two key Republican families.

Meanwhile, McCain’s views on Trump and his conclusion that picking Palin was a mistake will get high profile exposure in coming months.

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The current state of the Republican Party reminds me of a science fiction tale I read half a century or so ago. It involved climate change. As the Earth heated, the ice caps melted, the oceans rose, and major coastal areas were threatened. Governmental leaders worked frantically to rescue residents and, where possible, build systems of dikes – using Holland as a model.

But scientists, in their calculations, had not taken into account one hidden factor. To their surprise the waters washed over entire continents, drowning most of mankind.

Fictional scientists didn’t see that coming.

The Republican Party is in a death spiral that has been blamed on many things.

The blue wave of special elections has an obvious cause. Donald Trump has put the GOP in a vice grip that does not appeal to those outside the base.

It isn’t Trump. It all would have happened anyway. Richard Nixon’s Southern Strategy worked for a few decades, but now comes to demand what Karma owes.

It isn’t Nixon. Republicans formed an unholy coalition composed of economic libertarians, racial conservatives, right wing religious leaders, and Satan. Satan has now grown beyond anything anyone had imagined.

It wasn’t Satan. It was those who ran into the 7-Eleven to buy Satan his cigarettes. They dutifully ran that errand each election cycle.

What has not been blamed is the hidden cause, the factor that is never included in postmortem calculations. And, like those who did not anticipate that fictional seven continent disaster of my youth, they did not see the current tsunami until it was too late. Even now they measure the speed and depth of the coming flood at only it’s lowest levels.

Republicans don’t see it coming, but it is on its way.
Continue reading “Political Rising Tide and a Sinking Republican Continent”

• This week’s note in Trumpian ‘Alternative Facts’ comes from Affinity Magazine with the reasoning of modern conservatives, which is to say Trump supporters, who find it reasonable to reject reason.
   
• Melissa Saunders at Anything Political gives a Weekly Reader recap of Trump agonistes and examines whether Rudy Giuliani has gotten President Trump into a deeper hot mess.
   
• At The Moderate Voice, Shaun Mullen has a flair for words, describing the clash of witless comedy versus the steely eyed Mueller juggernaut, as Giuliani meets the Trump narrative. Kind of like Ma and Pa Kettle picking a fight with Julius Caesar’s Roman army.
   
• We’re making America great again. Depending on how you define it, I suppose. Infidel753 looks at his checklist and isn’t sure how much more greatest the country can take.
   
• T. Paine, at Saving Common Sense, provides a combination of
  • conservative fact list – Conservative British PM says parents should have no right to continue treatment on their own for a child determined by experts to be clinically dead (what the hell)
  • conservative hope list – Trump coordinated peace in Korea (we all hope)
  • conservative wish list – Iran proven to have violated nuclear deal (not true)

  in a sort of confluence of conservative epistemic closure. See Julian Sanchez.
   

• Jack Jodell at The Saturday Afternoon Post reviews the history of war and peace and and Korea and Trump.
   
• Yellow Dog at Blue in the Bluegrass reports the hopeful news as students organize to meet with political leaders to talk about possible solutions to gun violence. One possible hitch. Most political leaders decline to show up.
   
• @bjork55 at Bjork Report has the picture. A sixth grader photobombs the selfie of a Florida politician with an unexpected gesture.
   
• At Web of Evil, it’s kind of like something from Eddie Poe (Okay – that’s flippant). The thousand injuries of Zuckerberg M. Bouffant has borne as best he could. But when Facebook ventures upon insult, by taking over baseball, he vows revenge.
   
• Vagabond Scholar does not mention Trump and company at all, as he quotes a minor poem by the great Robert Frost in a sort of primordeal Hobson’s choice.
   
• The Journal of Improbable Research finds a study by three universities who did MRIs on crocodiles as they listened to Bach.
   

 
From libertarian Michael A. LaFerrara:

Is the right to vote a fundamental inalienable right or a derivative civil right? The answer to that question will largely determine the future of Americanism.

The right to vote is important. But there is a stark difference between the Progressives’ concept of the vote and the vote in a free society. In a free society—that is, in the original American concept of republican government—the voting majority’s will as expressed by the government officials it elects (and their appointees) is limited by iron-clad constitutional protection of individual rights.

For Progressives (or “liberals” or Leftists), the voting majority’s will is not limited in such a way. In a free society, individual rights trump the vote: that is, the losing minority in an election have nothing to fear from the politicians elected by the other side, because the politicians have no power to legislate or regulate away the losing side’s (or anyone’s) individual rights, thanks to “iron-clad constitutional protection of individual rights.”

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From Green Eagle:

How many of these incidents, in which the President of the United States deliberately sabotages the security interests of the United States in order to benefit Russia, are going to have to happen before more than a few people will admit in public that he is a traitor? We have had a constant series of actions like this, since right after he was elected and he tried to do away with sanctions on Russia, but the masses of people that claimed to see something evil in inexplicable complaints about Hillary’ e-mails or Benghazi, refuse to acknowledge what is right in front of their faces. Putin put him in office, and he is paying him back. That’s the reality today, but the vast majority of Americans, including virtually the entire mainstream press, won’t admit what is completely obvious.

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From Wisconsin conservative James Wigderson:

The candidates, however, kept things mostly cordial, at least until closing statements. Then, the gloves kind of came off.

“My track record, I would look to the battlefields of Afghanistan and Iraq, if you want it. That’s where I’d look first,” Nicholson said. “I know that doesn’t mean that much to certain politicians.”

A chorus of boos rose from some in the crowd at the Country Springs Hotel and Waterpark conference room. It was more than an intimation to the state senator’s supporters that Nicholson was talking about Vukmir.

“That was a very, very low blow to say that I don’t respect your service,” Vukmir shot back. “I respect your service and I am grateful for your service. I would ask you apologize.”

“If it makes you feel better, I feel respected,” Nicholson retorted.

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From Andy Borowitz:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The special counsel, Robert Mueller, is actively considering what would be the most appropriate thank-you gift to send to the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a source close to Mueller’s team has confirmed.

According to the source, Mueller and his team were behind closed doors on Thursday morning to discuss the gift and appear to be close to a decision.

“They’ve been around and around on this, but a consensus seems to be forming on a bottle of single-malt Scotch,” the source said.

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From driftglass:

You may know Mr. Michael Gerson as George W. Bush’s chief speechwriter and senior Republican policy adviser who put the lie of “a smoking gun in the form of a mushroom cloud” into Dubya’s mouth. Or you may know Mr. Gerson as yet another Bush Regime Dead Ender who was bequeathed a wingnut welfare media sinecure for life after the Bush Administration collapsed around his ears. Or you may know Mr. Gerson as America’s emergency backup David Brooks — a reliable Beltway Republican stalactite who has spilled countless barrels of ink insisting that there exists some other, perfectly rational and humane Republican Party out there somewhere which he can clearly see, and which you can see too if you just stare directly into the sun long enough.

But however you have come to know Mr. Gerson, you know him to be a fop and a fraud who, at long last, has but one rusty tin drum remaining in his orchestra of bullshit.

That always-reliable Both Sides Do It drum.

And my oh my doesn’t he pound it as if his life depended on it.

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