My drug of choice tonight is hearing Sean Hannity say “President Biden”
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
This is the slowest heart attack
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
Not taking this off until all the votes are counted pic.twitter.com/kgtdhzosHx
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
Has anyone else reached the “husband playing guitar alone in the bedroom” phase of Election Day
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 3, 2020
I’ve now reached the “ordered $80 worth of sushi but now can’t eat” phase of election night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
I’m now at the “should I get high or is that a terrible idea” phase of election night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
I’m at the “just bet my husband a blowjob that Biden will win Florida” phase of election night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
…stress eating chocolate chip cookies…
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
I’ve reached the “cursing the fuck out of jo jorgensen” phase of election night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
I am now at the… exhausted but can’t sleep… phase of election night
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
He spent 4 years golfing. And people are still voting for him. I will never understand it
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020
The NYTimes election results tracker needs to have a PTSD warning
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 3, 2020