Improving words (2)

found online by Raymond

 
From Infidel753:

Back in December, I suggested (inspired by this) that our language would be much better if words simply meant what they appear to mean, and modestly proposed a few re-definitions to improve things. Since then, a few more have occurred to me:

Bipolar: Attracted to polar bears of both genders

Bishop: A store for bisexuals

Cistern: A non-transsexual bird

Console: To swindle a specific type of fish

Contest: The final exam at scammer school

Contraband: A Nicaraguan rebel music group from the eighties

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