Smart Joe, Votes, Fire, Town Halls, COVID, Insider Trading, Barrett Care

Perhaps Biden’s best video yet. Is it the most effective?

  • Infidel753 listens to Joe Biden’s Gettysburg speech, including happy talk about working with Republicans, and finds evidence that he is smarter than we might think. Maybe smarter than the rest of us.
     
  • Sarah Cooper thinks about Trump losing the election but refusing to go away, and comes up with a way to make him happy, preserve democracy, and keep us safe.
     
  • He definitely was not gonna do it. Never, never. No fire related aid to California. Buncha damn hippies.
     
    tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors went to vote, came back and found that, 2½ weeks before election day, desperation took its toll. My president suddenly changed his mind. California has been declared a disaster area, with aid on the way.
     
    Not exactly selling out, since it always was the right thing to do. So, maybe… selling in?
     
  • Ted McLaughlin at jobsanger looks through all the prognostications about this year’s election and presents a quick, compelling case on which prediction will turn out to be most accurate.
     
  • Jonathan Bernstein invites us to marvel at the ever more bizarre campaign antics of Donald Trump.
     
  • Scotties Toy Box defines mutual loyalty between Trump and Trump followers.
     
  • Max’s Dad watches the dueling town halls that voters got when Trump refused an actual debate and sees a tale of two uncles.
     
  • Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit also watched the Trump half of the debate substitute and posts a fair objection to how Trump was treated. Shame on you, Savannah Guthrie!
     
  • Okay, so we didn’t get a Trump/Biden debate, since my president backed out. In Letters from an American, Heather Cox Richardson does pretty well contrasting the dueling town halls we got instead. I caught a bit of Trump action but I couldn’t bear to watch more than a little of it. It made me feel a little sorry for Trump. I didn’t think that was possible.
     
    He was churlish. He looked haggard. He kept trying to catch his breath. Maybe it was the aggressive questioning from Savannah Guthrie, although I missed most of that. Maybe he was just sick or under the influence of Remdesivir or hydroxychloroquine or bleach or snake oil or something.
     
    To me he appeared anxious, desperate. He was a man sitting on a pin with no place to put his feet.
     
    I saw a candidate gazing into an electoral abyss, hoping somehow to bluster his way back to solid ground, but unable to see that ground anywhere. Perhaps part of it was some odd momentary confluence of positioning and light. Later, I found myself thinking about those glistening rivulets of orange perspiration. It occurred to me that, after evening became night, he might become the only White House occupant ever to sweat while taking a presidential shower.
     
    It is an image I’ll spend the rest of the weekend not thinking about.

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More Hopeful than Calm

posted on Twitter

 


Sarcasm more hopeful than confident:

Much depends on who are allowed to vote and who are denied or simply give up, whether their votes are counted or discounted, and whether their choice in this American election is allowed to stand or is overturned by gerrymandered legislatures and jerry-rigged courts.

Obama on Death of bin Laden;
Trump on Death of al-Baghdadi

found via Political Irony

 
Noteworthy: Gratitude to those who carried out each dangerous operation [at 39 seconds]

Trump’s al-Baghdadi Speech & Obama’s Bin Laden Speech contrasted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

Reactions on left screen from @momwino98 on TikTok.com

Not Satire: Trump Planned A Dramatic Show of His Superman Pajamas

Order on line: You too can wear Donald Trump at bedtime      [Image from Political Party T-Shirts]

According to the New York Times, my president changed his mind about his planned dramatic release from Walter Reed Hospital.

He had intended to walk to his limousine, turn to the cameras, then rip open his shirt to show the top of his Superman pajamas.

At the last minute, he abandoned the super-plan.

Gun Play, Kidnap, White Nationalists, Trump Treatment, Spreading the Joy

FBI foils plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer      [Image from ABC News]
  • In MadMikesAmerica, Glenn Geist takes a look at the Call-To-Arms ad campaign of the Second Amendment Foundation and sees some scary stuff.
     
  • Vixen Strangely at Strangely Blogged studies the FBI announcement, after they break up the plot to kidnap, try, then execute the Governor of Michigan, and points out that the iceberg! beneath this tip floats atop some blatant presidential rhetoric.
     
  • At The Onion, White nationalists are under pressure. They have been faithfully plotting violence against everyone Trump wants attacked, but now complain they are spread way too thin, overwhelmed by the shear number of targets. On the other hand, they don’t want to be denounced by the president as a bunch of slackers. Like Barr and Wray.
     
  • Infidel753 explores the sociopathic mimicry of my president by other infected Republicans, following the example of our fearless leader. Mentioned is one dark suggestion that there must be a secret Democratic plot somewhere, because only national Republicans are catching COVID. Infidel points out that, sadly, these muddled, infected individuals will take a whole lot of innocents down with them.
     
  • Sarah Cooper hears my president raving about his miracle (as yet undocumented) recovery and his promise to provide the same treatment to everyone. She devotes a line or two to one underreported, essential corollary.
     
  • Any time medical authorities want the latest and most reliable research, they go to one source. Ted McLaughlin at jobsanger reads through the The New England Journal of Medicine as they review the US election for President.
     
  • The policy editor of NBC News says holding a second debate, the townhall, with just Joe Biden is unfair considering the uncertainty about my president’s health. Cato’s Julian Sanchez devotes 20 words to committing vivisection on that argument.
     
  • News Corpse bravely listens in, as my president is interviewed this week by Maria Bartiromo on Fox News, and counts up a few of the most demented moments. Everyone’s favorite must be his demand that Attorney General Bill Barr put Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden on trial and in prison. Because that’s how democracies work.
     
    One alarming thought. If anything happens to Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump will become President.

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Trump Stricken, Vicious Prelude, CDC, Shut Up, MAGA Christians, Comey

Conservatives accuse Biden of using a memory enhancing drug.
Julian Sanchez responds:

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