Trump Demands Poem on Statue of Liberty Be Revised

found online by Raymond

 
Satire from The Borowitz Report:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump demanded on Thursday that the poem at the base of the Statue of Liberty be revised immediately to exclude nations he considered “shithole countries.”

Speaking to reporters, Trump said that the poem as it currently stands “is basically an open invitation that says, like, if you come from a shithole country, welcome aboard.”

“I don’t know the entire poem, but it’s something like ‘Give us your tired, your poor, your yadda yadda yadda,’ ” he said. “We could keep all that but then put in, right at the end, in big letters, maybe, ‘except if you’re from a shithole country.’ ”

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One thought on “Trump Demands Poem on Statue of Liberty Be Revised”

  1. Trump is so nutzoid that it’s actually, seriously necessary to specify that things like this are “satire” when you post them. Otherwise, how could anyone be sure?

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