Heroic Future President on the Day of the Attacks


 

Each time President Trump tells us what he saw and did on the day of the attacks, his actions in the aftermath become even more courageous.

This year offered a new milestone in the saga of 9/11. Someone born on that day can now register to vote. It has been 18 years.

At a Pentagon ceremony, President Trump was modest about his own heroic actions on the day of the attack.

Soon after, I went down to Ground Zero with men who worked for me to try to help in any little way that we could. We were not alone. So many others were scattered around trying to do the same. They were all trying to help.

This seemed to contradict the version presented on that day, as Mr. Trump was interviewed in the hours after the second tower of the World Trade Center fell. He made no mention then of having been at the scene. After a reference to one of his own properties, he relayed to television anchors information he said he was getting by telephone from an employee who was a few blocks away from the collapsed buildings.

And then when they built the World Trade Center it became known as the second tallest. And now it’s the tallest.

And I just spoke to my people, and they said it’s the most unbelievable sight. It’s probably seven or eight blocks away from the World Trade Center, and yet Wall Street is littered with two feet of stone and brick and mortar and steel.

Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11

Richard Alles was a Fire Department battalion chief who later became deputy chief with the New York City Fire Department. He was at the scene within 20 minutes after the attack, supervising rescue efforts. He was asked about how Mr. Trump and his crew had helped at that dangerous time.
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Trump’s Bad Weak Week, Sharpie, Bolton Bolts, Ireland Stops, 9/11

  • At MadMikesAmerica, Gregory Gonzolez takes a look at category 5’s, sharpies, Taliban meetings, tweets and concludes that all this represents more than just a bad week for my President.
     
  • tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors takes it from there, with a weird counter-announcement by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration contradicting their own Birmingham forecast office in Alabama, which turns out to be because of threats from Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross, which turn out to be on orders from President Trump’s Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, which turn out to be at the direction of his boss, which scientists say is Donald Trump his own self. OH! And, guess what? It’s all fake news! My President don’t know nothin’ about no orders to anybody. So draw a line through it. With a sharpie.
     
  • After the Dorian Category 5 sharpie adventure, our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit has an idea for an Alabama historical marker.
     
  • News Corpse watches Fox News so you don’t have to. Seems Donald Trump fired John Bolton, but then he didn’t. Maybe. Bolton texted Fox News live to say he actually resigned and can prove it.
     
    Maybe they are both correct? Bolton resigns. Trump is furious at the rejection. Nobody rejects him and gets away with it. So “You can’t resign! I reject your resignation!……Now then, You’re fired!”

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Reflections on the Death of bin Laden


What sort of individual would have offered thousands of innocent people the choice of burning to death in an inferno or jumping from buildings famous for their height? At first, bin Laden denied involvement in, or even prior knowledge of, the attacks of a decade ago. But videotapes of this comic book villain were soon discovered as he gloated in the aftermath, boasting that the attacks had exceeded his expectations. He only expected the topmost floors of the towers to collapse, he said on tape to a confidant. He and cronies dined and cheered as entire buildings fell, thrilled as those killed multiplied.

Just as Japanese Americans bore the brunt after Pearl Harbor, unjustly conflated with the militarists of the Empire of Japan, so Muslims became identified by many Americans as terrorists.
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Ivanka Puffery, Cat 5 Sharpie Storm, Wack-a-Dem, Boris, Pence, Bedbug

Ivanka in the wind
  • Of all the petty, immature, so-called “humor”: making fun of Ivanka’s unintentional windblown look? …Okay, guilty. Maybe she instinctively puffs her arms when feeling threatened. [Stop, Burr! Just stop! – Aunt Tildy]. driftglass speculates on what Ivanka will wear tomorrow. I’m so … very … ashamed.
     
  • Category 5 hurricanes are epic in their destructive force. Several have hit the United States since my President took office. Mr. Trump has been publicly befuddled each time. M. Bouffant at Web of Evil follows the terrible history of Category 5 hurricanes as they howled through the mind of Donald Trump.
     
  • PZ Myers tracks hilarious internet reaction to my President’s increasingly shrill double downs, triple downs, quadruple and quintuple and on and on downs to his sharpie down dumb defense of what started as a simple, innocent verbal stumble. Just … can’t … admit … a mistake. Ever.
     
  • Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit has discovered, within Category 5, the elusive particle that physicists have suspected might exist: someone on the left as wacky as our current President.
     
  • Andy Borowitz reports on US reaction as the British Parliament moves against Boris Johnson. Americans are shocked by the spectacle of a legislative body taking action.
     
  • After Mike Pence’s visit, Dorian de Wind at The Moderate Voice reports that Irish eyes are not smiling.
     
  • Scotties Toy Box finds one interesting contrast as America’s Vice President goes wayyyy out of his way to stay, and have his official entourage stay, at a Trump (that would be Donald Trump) property, thereby pushing US taxpayer dollar’s into the owner’s pockets.
     
  • Jack Jodell at The Saturday Afternoon Post is angry about the latest anti-immigrant cruelty by the Trump administration: sending a new official order to desperately ill people, mostly children, who are here temporarily for medical treatment unavailable elsewhere in the world. They, and their families, are ordered to drop all treatment and leave the country within 33 days. Not all are children. Jack reports on one severely disabled young adult woman, who will likely not live long after her forced return to Guatemala.
     
  • Michael John Scott, at MadMikesAmerica, points to the warm embrace of religiosity by the Republican Party, and the epically callous nature of the party and of the version of Christianity it now represents. Some Christians have expressed similarly harsh criticisms.
     
  • In The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser, a Christian evangelist feels sorry for Bruce and Bruce’s hate filled atheism. Bruce responds.
     
  • nojo watches, and laughs at, the drama. Conservative columnist Bret Stephens discovers some obscure criticism by a distant professor and goes all how-dare-he. Looks up the fellow’s boss and his boss’s boss and writes to them. THEN obsesses in print about it: A true competitor to Donald Trump for the Philip Queeg Strawberry Award. Great fun is had by all, with the exception of Bret Stephens. Calling Bret’s reaction an overreaction is an underreaction.
     
  • John Scalzi writes science fiction. He writes with enough talent to win the coveted Campbell Award, originally named after influential editor John W. Campbell. It has recently been renamed. The Gunn Center of Science Fiction at the University of Kansas also is renaming their annual Campbell conference. It is now the Gunn Conference. John Scalzi defends that decision, and similar decisions by other institutions. Seems Campbell was a fascist jerk who used his editorial position, attempting to impose his horrible views on writers of science fiction everywhere.
     
  • Frances Langum reports as Sarah Huckabee Sanders reports on her first day reporting to Fox television. Seems she is surprised and disappointed to discover so many feminists don’t like her. After all, she is a woman.
     
  • Libertarian Michael A. LaFerrara suggests that our annual celebration of Labor Day is absurd. Labor has minimal value. It’s skill and intellect and merit that are valuable. Besides, Labor Day is, well, kind of marxist.
     

Serene Sanctuaries Where We Can Comfortably Lose Our Souls


 

As so many of our brothers and sisters in Christ endorse, with great enthusiasm, new attacks by our government on desperately ill children, we may as well be overt about it.

What would Satan do?

I think of my continuing inner debate about good and evil as I hear of the latest policy change. It was made quietly, behind the curtain, with no public announcement. The secret came out as families of very ill children showed official letters to news outlets. I first heard of it from a clip of a town hall meeting held by Joe Biden in North Carolina. The news took me back to the history lessons I learned as a child: history from nineteen and a half centuries ago: 64 AD.
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Trump G7 Hotel, Trump Economy, Trump Outlaw, Trump China Lies

  • Jack Jodell at The Saturday Afternoon Post is not surprised at the corruption as the President of the United States becomes an in-person commercial, all but passing out leaflets begging heads of state to hold the next G7 summit at his hotel.
     
    Or is it a motel? Statesmanship is confusing these days.
     
    Of course, they agree and stuff the rental fees into his pockets. Jack has his own suggestion for the next summit.
     
  • Obama did some heavy lifting to get America out of the Bush recession, keeping it from becoming a depression, all the while swimming upstream against Republican obstruction. The new upward trend continues today. Our current President tries to take credit.
     
    Jon Perr at PERRspectives watches the trend possibly coming to a Republican end. President Trump blames Obama nineteen months after the recovery architect has left office.
     
  • Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit is impressed that Republicans are not impressed with the illegal strings my President is pulling to get his southern wall.
     
  • tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors looks at the phone calls from China begging President Trump to resume negotiations. Background: Trump officials conceded calls were uh … conflated … projected … didn’t quite happen that way … uh. tengrain suggests the possibility that just maybe my President made stuff up again. You know: lying.

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Polls, Greenland, Wackiness, Orders, Economy, Indulgent Despair, Souls

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I am the Chosen One

My President explains why he must start a trade war with China:
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Harry Potter explains why a young woman, Romilda Vane, must have him:
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Wrestler Jeff Jarrett explains why he must be the next World Wrestling Champion:
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A future Republican President:
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Terrorists, Fine People, NRA, Israel, Truck Assault, Trump, Omar, Tlaib

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