found online by Raymond
From The Journal of Improbable Research:
“Devices and implements for deterring monsters, specters, demons, and the like,” is the title of a US patent application 13364587, Filed February 2, 2012 by Kevin M. Crucs of sparsely populated Copley, Ohio, USA. The patent document contains copious details. Among them:
“Devices and implements for staving off monsters, specters, demons and the like as imagined by a child at bedtime…”