Thirty seconds of fun
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— TG âď¸ (@TG22110) August 16, 2023
- Green Eagle mixes, matches, and considers the worst people in our nation’s history.
Key run-on quiz:
Can you think of anyone in our history who was a cheating builder, a thief that stole from sick children and veterans, a con man who ran a fake university and other phony schemes, a rapist accused of sexual assault by multiple women, a traitor who betrayed our country to a foreign dictator, a spy who stole national security documents, a gross tax cheat, a mass murderer who precipitated hundreds of thousands of Covid deaths in an attempt to win re‑election, someone found guilty of open racism in his apartment rentals, a compulsive liar, a bully who threatens anyone who stands up to him, a destroyer of democratic government, all in one package?
Me (frantically waving my hand):
Oooh… I know!
Pick me, pick me!!
- At The Moderate Voice, policy analyst Kathy Gill provides a good explanation of Georgia’s version of the RICO act and, as is required, how RICO ties together all those charged.
- Ted McLaughlin at jobsanger, doing more than simply reading the new Georgia indictment, presents the 19 alleged conspirators and which of the 91 charges applies to each.
- Tommy Christopher totals all the charges within the four indictments. Maximum sentences for mr Trump add up to 712 years and 6 months.
Reminds me of the old story of an elderly criminal convicted of something horrible. The sentence is 50 years.
“50 YEARS!” protests the old man. “Your honor! I won’t even LIVE long enough to do that much time.”
The judge speaks gently. “Don’t worry about that”, he says. “Just serve as much as you can.”
- The Onion helpfully lists everything Trump did in Georgia to try to overturn the 2020 election.
- What’s with mr Trump’s last presidential Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows? He is very much a well positioned witness, or a key participant in alleged criminality.
Bill Palmer, of the Palmer Report, relates the evidence. One aspect seems a bit contradictory.- Federal prosecutor Jack Smith does not list Mark in those to be charged with conspiring to overturn the election.
So it is apparent that he is cooperating with prosecutors. - This past Monday, he was among those criminally indicted by the Fulton County grand jury in Georgia.
So it is crystal clear that he is NOT cooperating with prosecutors.
Key puzzle:
Did Meadows make the bizarre decision to cooperate with Jack Smith but not Fani Willis? Or is Meadows also getting indicted by Jack Smith?
Key conclusion:
In any case, what weâre seeing tonight is what weâve been consistently seeing for a very long time: Mark Meadows is an idiot.
- Federal prosecutor Jack Smith does not list Mark in those to be charged with conspiring to overturn the election.
- Hackwhackers seems to have momentarily lost the gift of empathy as mr Trump doesn’t pay what he owes to Rudy Giuliani, leaving poor Rudy with a ton of his own legal bills.
Key counter-intuitive:
One would think that the Malignant Loser would have quickly agreed to help out his former lawyer, who likely has extremely damaging evidence…
- Disaffected and it Feels So Good sees grand jurors turned into targets of threats as right wing sites post home addresses.
Key posted threat along with names and home addresses:
These jurors have signed their death warrant by falsely indicting President Trump
Key prediction:
Death threats and on-line terrorism are de rigueur for conservatives, but thus far few have acted upon them. That’s going to change.
- This week, as mr Trump is indicted for the fourth time, the Georgia case does look serious.
But, lest we forget, last week mr Trump was indicted for the third time in the stolen documents case.
News Corpse reminds us how he responded with implicit threats:
So Judge Tanya Chutkan admonished the Trump legal team that any further threats or other inflammatory statements about prosecutors or potential witnesses could cause her to overrule their attempts to delay the trial.
Her legal reasoning is that public attacks would necessitate an early trial date to prevent tainting the jury pool.
Instead, mr Trump attacks the judge herself.
- Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit carries the sad tale of Sam Bankman‑Fried who had his bail revoked, was handcuffed, and now resides in a cell for trying to influence witnesses.
Reminds Comrade Misfit of someone else.
- Indictments swirl, but tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors notices that Donald has class ‑‑‑ and grass.
Donald promises a public presentation that will clear him of all charges…
…and tengrain notices the usual:
âRiggersâ thatâs cute. Dog whistle heard, Stupid.
- mr Trump’s promised blowout event will disprove every allegation against him and prove he actually won the 2020 election. Will he back down?
A couple of conservatives have some fun with the presentation idea:
It was in the boxes that the FBI took from Mar-a-Lago.
— James Wigderson (@jwigderson) August 17, 2023
And …
… sure enough:
Wisconsin conservative James Wigderson issues his own stern warning (threat) to the national press:
I'm putting this warning out there early. To the national media coming to #Milwaukee for the Republican Presidential Debate, do not attempt to keep up with the locals when consuming alcoholic beverages. I know political reporters think they can drink a lot, but it won't end well. pic.twitter.com/lqiGPL4jJ1
— James Wigderson (@jwigderson) August 17, 2023
- Frances Langum invites us to watch Jeanine Pirro twist language into a pretzel trying to demonstrate the innocence of mr Trump.
Frances helpfully provides video:
Key distinction:
If you say, “Look, I need to find 11,000 votes,” that’s very different from saying, “I need you to find me 11,000 votes somewhere.”
My exoneration of Al Capone:
If you say, “Look, I need everyone in the North Side Gang killed on February 14,” that’s very different from saying, “I need you to kill everyone in the North Side Gang on February 14.”
- Senator Graham suggests this:
Graham:."This should be decided at the ballot box and not in a bunch of liberal jurisdictions trying to put the man in jail. Theyâre weaponizing the law." @acynpic.twitter.com/HmjDo7keDM
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) August 15, 2023
and
Cato Institute’s Julian Sanchez applies the same principleThe burglary charges against me should be dropped so voters can weigh in on my culpability at the ballot box.
âBut⌠youâre not a candidate for any office.â
There you go; justice has already been served.
— Julian Sanchez (@normative) August 15, 2023
- Andy Borowitz points out that indicting Hunter Biden would make him a formidable Republican candidate.
Key protest:
Donald Trump lashed out at the âBiden Justice Department,â saying, âHunter has done nothing to earn an indictment.â
- CalicoJack in The Psy of Life looks at the wealth gap, the number of elites, and (um) the Cliodynamics Model of Political Integration and Disintegration to figure out what happens to Trumpism sometime after 2024 when Trump is no longer on the ballot.
- One ubiquitous attribute among libertarian orthodoxy is an unquestioned faith in meritocracy. All success, and by implication all poverty, is earned.
Libertarian Michael A. LaFerrara suggests that luck has nothing to do with economic inequality.
Keys to economic success:
…mental and physical effort and good character virtues, exercised over time…
For some reason, Michael neglects to mention the two most obvious examples of those good character virtues: Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
- Infidel753 tells us that movie studios are reacting to the writer’s strike ‑ now joined by screen and television actors ‑ by turning to AI – Artificial Intelligence in order to fake it. Doesn’t seem to be working well.
Key drawback:
Unfortunately they won’t be able to create computer‑generated audiences to spend real money watching the resulting rubbish.
- PZ Myers reports on a legal theory devised by lawyers for the Richneck school district in Virginia: school teachers should expect to be shot at occasionally. Part of the job.
- Legal expert Imani Gandy offers a simplified theological analysis of that legal theory.
jesus christ https://t.co/xCvdyNwtGm
— Imani Gandy (Orcaâs Version) âď¸ (@AngryBlackLady) August 12, 2023
- Former police officer, current university professor, Michael John Scott explains how, for over 30 years, two Supreme Court decisions you’ve never heard of have profoundly influenced police use of deadly force.
- Ronny Jackson is one weird physician and a strange Congressional Representative, but credit where due, right?
Okay—–
, I'll go with the obvious.
Yay for Ronny Jackson (R-TX)!Stopped by police for interfering in an emergency outside a rodeo, but released once they realized he was a medical doctor trying to aid a young girl in medical crisis.https://t.co/bUW3d9v6rA
— Burr Deming – @BurrLand01@mastodon.world (@BurrLand01) August 1, 2023
On the other hand, I may have it all wrong:
M. Bouffant at Web of Evil has Representative Jackson reverting to his previous inner jerk: threatening deputies who were doing their jobs. Video shows less concern for a medical issue and more “Do you know who I am?”.
Key threat to police:
According to the sheriffâs written report, Jackson repeatedly told Terry that there needed to be consequences for the deputies who had handcuffed him.
Key threat to sheriff:
After Terry responded that he didnât need to be threatened, Jackson said that âhe would pull hell and high water and come and âbury me in the next election,â â the sheriff wrote. - In Letters from an American, historian Heather Cox Richardson reviews the phenomenal success of President Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act over the last year.
Key effect (one of several):
The law has driven significant investment in U.S. manufacturing. Indeed, the chief executive officer of U.S. Steel recently said the law should be renamed the âManufacturing Renaissance Act,â as manufacturers return previously offshored production to the U.S.
Key stolen credit:
Democrats have pointed out that Republicans have been eager to take credit for IRA investments in their districts without mentioning either that they voted against the IRA or that they are still trying to repeal it.
- Dave Columbo explains to his guest, and to us, how to give an interview that has value.
- Vixen Strangely at Strangely Blogged reviews the Texas judge who allows doctors to bring suits to ban abortions. Doctors have standing, says the judge, because they suffer aesthetic injury inflicted on them by women when the doctors are denied the delight of bringing a new baby into the world.
Key injury (directly quoting the legal opinion of Judge James Ho):
Doctors delight in working with their unborn patients â and experience an aesthetic injury when they are aborted.
- While MAGA-folk pray to Make America Great Again, North Carolina pastor John Pavlovitz lists the many departure points and prays that we Christians come back to Jesus.
Key alternate slogan:
Make American Christians Good Again
Key conservative Christian problem:
They want to steamroll the world into greatness by force and coercion and they want Jesus to endorse it all.
The only problem is â Jesus.
He apparently had very little interest in such âgreatness.â
- In The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser, Evangelical preacher Greg Locke explains how to know you’re demon possessed.
- Nan’s Notebook ponders Christians who go overboard in examining original intent of biblical content. Why not let scripture stand on its own?
- Max’s Dad likes the musical Hamilton enough to see it again, and says “It gets better every single time.”.
When it comes to those of us who don’t see it, he won’t judge, but sorry, you’re missing out on great music, great lyrics, fun lyrics and the history lesson you probably need.
- Mark Waulberg > No, not Mark Wahlberg, the other Mark, brings us the original quest for fire
- In Happiness Between Tails da-AL hosts noted fantasy fiction writer E. A. Colquitt with advice on how to boost yourself when you begin to lose confidence in your own creativity.
- SilverAppleQueen goes poetic with an ode of sorts to work deadlines.
- Clickbait satirist Reductress offers a worthwhile first person example of how to survive family vacations by not going to them.
- The Journal of Improbable Research finds a Canadian Medical article reporting on how Coca Cola cured a cat.
- John Scalzi at Whatever has a special business relationship with his cat.
- Scottie has an adventure with hamburgers.
- The always wonderful Sarah Cooper has become culturally independent (watch to the inspirational end):
Don’t forget her comedy memoir FOOLISH.
- Vincent at A Wayfarer’s Notes discovers the secret to finding his lost glasses. Has to do with an alert spouse.
- @whiskeywhistle98 thinks about treating herself to a treat:
- YellowDog Granny hasn’t been feeling all that great, but still manages a thought or two on what doesn’t kill you as well as the whole multiple indictment thing.
– Podcasts that may have stood the test – You tell me:
yay! the great news about Trump keeps pouring in â itâs about time
With you.
The self-described Apple of Putin’s Eye does seem to keep digging.
Kari Lake insists he is playing chess while the rest of us, including the justice system, are still into checkers.
Possible, I suppose.
Could be a brilliant strategy.
Every seemingly stupid message, every self-incriminating public statement, every court-defying threat, might be part of a grand plan…
…to make prosecutors over-confident.