CPAC: Conservative Political Action Cult Disciples Ask for ‘Our Marching Orders’

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From News Corpse:

As a testament to the efficiency and competency of Donald Trump and his ultra-rightist brigades, the website for the Conservative Political Action cult (CPAC) has been down for hours, and still is at the time of this writing. And this is on the big day when Trump is delivering his first “Post-Presidential Losers Address.” Metaphors abound.

Why anyone is looking forward to Trump’s speech is a complete mystery. Anyone who has been watching him for the past few years knows exactly what he’s going to say. He will touch on the only four speaking elements he knows: Lying, whining, insulting, and bragging.

Prior to the Trump keynote, Matt Schlapp, the head of the American Conservative Union that stages this affair, delivered his own remarks. The interview that followed began with the moderator asking what he said was the question uppermost on the minds of the conference attendees:

Moderator: I went around the lobby this morning asking people what they wanted me to ask you. And person after person said “Ask Matt what are our marching orders.”

It shouldn’t surprise anyone that these glassy-eyed devotees of Trump are pensively pacing the halls of the Hyatt wondering what in hell they should be doing and pleading for some authority figure to provide the guidance they require to function.

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One thought on “CPAC: Conservative Political Action Cult Disciples Ask for ‘Our Marching Orders’”

  1. they’re old. they ain’t marching anywhere. the orange ferret wearing treason weasel is old, obese and he ain’t changing so he may not be around in 4 years or in a weakened condition. and they are worshipping a golden calf. that is, without irony, without self awareness, the christians have made a golden caf and they are worshipping it

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