It was an emotional championship triumph. And I was tired of dumb league regulations designed to VIOLATE our CONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOMS. The same tired old bogus excuse about protecting other people by restricting MY RIGHTS!
So I adjusted my MAGA hat and threw the winning ball straight to the cheering crowd, even though it was against the rules.
Now I’m banned from the local bowling alley.
FOUR. MORE. BEERS. FOUR. MORE. BEERS.
And no one will remember what happened that time you were thrown out of the Dart League.
That’s an irritant as well. Our rights should not be infringed upon just because of the bogus health concerns of others.
After all, they could have ducked.