found online by Raymond
From Ant Farmer’s Almanac:
President Trump reads through and comments on list of National Parks
Arcadia
Is this some kind of “Talk Like a Pirate Day” joke or something?
Aztec Ruins National Monument
Mexico should really be paying for this.
Cleveland National Forest
Loser Californians, naming a park for something in Ohio.
Cuyahoga
Indian name for an old-fashioned car horn. Pretty clever.
Daniel Boone National Forest
A great American cowboy hero who fought at the Alamo, invented raccoons, had a hit TV show.
Denali National Park & Preserve
A park? I thought it was a river.
Fort Bowie National Historic Site
Wasn’t he British? That’s not even his real name.
Not many people know that.