From Tommy Christopher:
The ad is a racist fever dream in which footage of a lonely telephone in an empty police station is split-screened with scenes of unrest over the police killing of George Floyd, while a recorded message plays for whatever distressed American is trying to get help.
“You have reached the 911 police emergency line,” the absurd script begins. “Due to defunding of the police department, we are sorry that no one is here to take your call. if you’re calling to report a rape, please press one. To report a murder, press two. To report a home invasion, press three. For all other crimes, leave your name and number and someone will get back to you.”
The viewer is left to wonder what happens if they select one of the first three options, since they already said no one is around to take calls. Maybe the serious calls get transferred to Antifa. Conspicuously, there’s no option for reporting Black birdwatchers.