found online by Raymond
From Andy Borowitz:
The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of isis membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.
Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”
With all the bedbugs, roaches, hurricanes, and bad food, it’s probably a step down from what they’d had in the Middle Eastern prisoner-of-war camps they used to be in.
A new form of enhanced interrogation? Tell us everything you know or you’ll sleep in the “hugs with bugs” Presidential suite. Or worse, even be forced to play golf with Trump.