found online by Raymond
From David P. Greenberg at MadMikesAmerica:
It was the brutal winter of 1775. The army named after the great George Washington had gathered in Boston, New York, and other cities. They looked out into the harbor, where they saw the ships of the evil Cornwallis of Yorktown.
As the Ramperds red glared, these Patriots sang the American song named after the famous General, Thomas National.
Suddenly, one of the new invisible F-35s arrived. The pilot was a great American and a young Secretary of State, Ivanka Trump. “What a ten,” the army said. She spoke those words that sent fear into the Cornwallis’ heart.”My daddy’s on his way.”
Soon, Trumpforce One, the pride of the Space Force, arrived.