found online by Raymond
From The Onion:
ICE Agent Can’t Believe He Being Reprimanded For Child Who Died All Those Months Ago
“I accidentally killed this toddler, like, six months ago, but literally all my coworkers have had kids die during their shifts, so I don’t get why I’m being singled out all of a sudden,” said Thornton, noting that his supervisor assured him that the rebuke was “total bullshit,” but government policy meant it would have to be written up in his file.