John Scalzi at Whatever celebrated romantic love last week by showing us how to make the ideal Valentine burrito.
Our own Trey reacted:
First I was intrigued. Then a little concerned. The crumbled heart-shaped cake frightened me. Then back to intrigued. Then, yes, interest became piqued with the butter. Then I saw that there was a video of my dude Scalzi actually biting into the monstrosity and nearly being devoured himself by its near-sentient marshmallow fluff.
After seeing all that I said to myself, No. No, Trey. You will not attempt this. In fact, Trey, you will wipe your memory clear of this.
So I did.
What were we talking about again?