From Neil Bamforth at MadMikesAmerica:
Brexiteers wish everybody well except for Remainers, as Remainers wish the same except to Brexiteers. American Democrats wish everyone well except for Republicans and vice versa. Kim Jong-Un wishes everybody well except for anybody he is about to execute. The Saudi’s wish everybody well except for journalists they decide to murder.
Islamic State wishes everybody well except for everybody they are planning to blow up or decapitate. Vladimir Putin wishes everybody well except for anybody on the list for being poisoned by Russian agents who are really just sightseeing.
China wishes everybody well except for those pesky dissidents who they have locked up and anybody in Tibet. President Trump wishes everybody well except for anybody who he doesn’t like, which is an alarmingly long list it seems. Christian fundamentalists wish everybody well except for anybody who isn’t a fundamentalist Christian as, of course, do religious fundamentalists everywhere.
Everybody wishes the Scots well except on New Year’s Eve when everybody has to sing ‘Auld Lang Syne’, regardless of not having a clue what it means or what the words are.
As you may have gathered Burr, my friend, Neil is our resident English author. His writing is ‘unique’ to say the list 🙂 Thanks for publishing this.