found online by Raymond
From The Journal of Improbable Research:
Impulsive beliefs that someone has discovered a switch, in the brain, to control impulsive behavior!
Such beliefs have impelled many scientists (professional, amateur, and imagined) to report that they have maybe, perhaps, almost-certainly, nearly-without-doubt discovered a switch, in the brain, to control impulsive behavior.
A newly published study suggests that a team of scientists has discovered the switch.