From Jack Jodell at The Saturday Afternoon Post:
As ever, Santa thought long and hard on whom exactly to give this year’s rechristened award to, because Santa is very serious and precise about this award and wants to make certain that it is given solely to the most deserving person. As always, he had a boatload of prospects to consider this year!
Past recipients have included:
2016 – President-elect Donald Chump
2015 – presidential candidate Donald Chump
2014 – TIED – self-proclaimed killer of Osama bin Laden Robert James O’Neill and President Barack Obama
2013 – the obstructionist 113th Congress
2012 – Ex-Hostess Brands CEO Gregory J. Rayburn and his executive board
2011 – the entire Republican congressional caucus
2010 – the obnoxious Phillips “Colon Lady”
2009 – Richard Heinke, the idiot who faked sending his little boy up in a hot-air balloon just for publicity
2008 – disgraced former Democratic IL Governor Rod Blagojevich
Here are the finalists for THIS year’s award: