Space Case

found online by Raymond

 
From Infidel753:

In a recent post on Canada, Pinku-Sensei looked at the colorful background of that country’s Governor General, Julie Payette, which includes two trips into space as an astronaut. He ended by wishing that we in the US could have a former astronaut as President.

Bah. Why think small? We’ll soon be able to elect a leader — well, a Congresswoman — who has actually been in regular contact with aliens and has even ridden in an alien spacecraft.

Miami Congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (a Republican, naturally), claims that she was abducted by aliens at age 7 and that they have been in telepathic contact with her several times since then.

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