Heaven Adds Guardrail After Fifth Angel Plunges Over Edge

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From The Onion:

THE HEAVENS—Responding to concerns about the safety of the celestial domain, a spokesperson for God confirmed Monday that guardrails were being added along the perimeter of the Kingdom of Heaven after a fifth angel plunged over its edge in as many months.

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