Is This The End of Our Hero, Coke Zero, Part II: The Zeroening

found online by Raymond

 
From John Scalzi at Whatever:

Basically, it’s the same new formula it’s been introducing in foreign markets as “Coke No Sugar” but Coke is keeping the “Zero” branding here because it’s been successful and they don’t want to confuse us poor Americans any more than we already are in these trying times. Or something.

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