From Jack Jodell at The Saturday Afternoon Post:
So who will get this year’s award? Let’s see who Santa was considering…
DISHONORABLE MENTION goes to that wimpy coward Brock Turner. who actually raped a woman behind a dumpster while she was lying there unconscious. Thankfully, this moron was caught, convicted, and sentenced to time in jail. Santa’s gift to him will be eternal, Viagra-proof impotence.
DISHONORABLE MENTION also goes to Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte, for the disgraceful way he drunkenly trashed a gas station after drinking with friends at a bar and then blamed the incident on a made-up robbery attempt while in Rio during the Olympic games. He then quickly fled the country to avoid arrest and prosecution. Santa’s gift to him will be to turn all of his Olympic medals into dust.