Of Boners and Weiners

found online by Raymond

 
From Vixen Strangely at Strangely Blogged:

So sometimes we chuckle about a “Friday news dump”, but thanks to the internet and the 24/7 news-cycle, this is actually kind of jokey anymore, right? Like, if someone just casually dropped a sketchy information-grenade on a Friday afternoon like “Hello, there is more to a story on which you’ve already obsessed”, we could still imagine the news folks to be all over it like ants on a spit-out Jolly Rancher, right?

And so it came to pass that FBI Director James Comey loogied a watermelon Rancher (this is a thoughtful and not-biased reading of what happened, but I’m an angry partisan, so…) at the House GOP, who just freaking ant-swarmed. (Because they would.) Their line: The case is reopened (that’s not how that wor….) because new evidence about Hillary’ Clinton’s server (that’s Secretary Clinton’s, wait, it doesn’t even have to do with her serv…) had electronic congress with the devices once owned by (drumroll) Anthony Weiner, estranged husband of Clinton aide Huma Abedin who might have had stuff forwarded to his laptop because it was hooked up to a printer because for some godforsaken reason, olds like stuff printed out on paper to read.

But what we do know is that the additional emails weren’t stored on Clinton’s server nor did she send them, and wow! I really don’t find myself as interested in the story here, as in the timing.

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