Godly Women Don’t Fart, Burp, or Stick Out Their Tongue

found online by Raymond

 
From The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser:

Our youngest granddaughter, who sticks her tongue out because Grandpa is sticking out his. Little did I know that by our little tongue game I was turning her into someone Lori Alexander finds disgusting.

What follows is a perfect illustration of what happens when Fundamentalism so permeates your mind that you see “sin” in the smallest of behaviors; even natural ones such as farting and belching. Of all the things Lori Alexander could write about, she decides to tackle the evil of sticking out your tongue. What’s next, the evil of nose picking, butt scratching, or pulling up your underwear?

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2 thoughts on “Godly Women Don’t Fart, Burp, or Stick Out Their Tongue”

  1. The comments on the article that he references are worth a read for a glimpse into another world, where the fact that some men wear “long shorts, baseball caps and silly graphic tees” and eat “huge sloppy cones [of ice cream] in public” is evidence of cultural decay.

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