found online by Raymond
From tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors:
I’m picturing in my mind how Hair Furer Donald Trump decided the line-up for tonight, and I think it went something like this (but I’m only guessing):
Trump: “Da skirts love me, let’s do a chick night. It’ll be YUGE!”
Priebus (Reaches for the Bailey’s): “Ook-ook, meep, blarp.”