My President is Right on Polls – Absolutely Right

Note from Burr

 
Let’s see what’s in the news.
Here’s something from ABC.

Data from President Donald Trump’s first internal reelection campaign poll conducted in March, obtained exclusively by ABC News, showed him losing a matchup by wide margins to former Vice President Joe Biden in key battleground states.

Uh oh. That doesn’t sound so good. What will my President do?

OH, here’s NBC.

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is cutting ties with some of its own pollsters after leaked internal polling showed the president trailing former Vice President Joe Biden in critical 2020 battleground states, according to a person close to the campaign.

Sure enough, my President is in control:

Mötley Crüe is supposed to be getting together again after all these years, but that’s probably not who @realDonaldTrump is talking about.

Either way, I’m glad we finally have a President who shares my realistic view of things.

When the weather feels too hot or too cold, I smash all our outdoor thermometers. The corner store knows me and keeps a supply of new ones on hand.

That noise in the car? I turn up the radio.
What you can’t hear won’t hurt you.
I broke the gas gauge a couple hours ago, so we’re fine on fuel.

I’m sure everything will be fine.

Just fine.

4 thoughts on “My President is Right on Polls – Absolutely Right”

  1. I’m sure you have noticed we hardly have any world weather reporting? We are having daily record weather events and barely a mention of the climate crisis on the TV news.

    I think I’ll stay inside today for the fresh air and clean water.

    1. Good comment. Thanks.

      My President’s Secretary of State recently suggested that we don’t need to worry about climate. Society will adapt to a changing environment through mass migration.

      No kidding.

  2. Your “President’s” party sees climate change as an economic opportunity, gonna start selling shoes for the migration, set up coin operated hydration stations in the Mojave

    1. Sunscreen futures. Umbrellas. Free market forces joining with mother nature’s new direction.

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