From Joe Hagstrom at MadMikesAmerica:
It was with great delight I found that the North Korean press has endorsed my good friend Donald Trump for President. The North Koreans under Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un understand true leadership and power.
Donald’s rants against the press no doubt impressed Dear Leader Kim. Like Dear Leader, Donald understands that freedom means keeping weirdos, hippies and anyone else that agrees with leaders like him and dear leader must be silenced. Sadly all Don has to silence them is fear and insults while dear leader has a secret police that isn’t so secret to shut up the nabobs. But when Don is elected he will be able to exercise true leadership and use the tools of government to silence the freaks and make America greater than North Korea.