found online by Raymond
From tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors:
This is not much difference from yesterday’s announcement that the Trump-Virus has made him feel 20 years younger and “Strong. Like bear.” ‑
“Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!”
All that was missing was the enthusiastic disclaimer, “Talk to your doctor, maybe the Trump-Virus is right for you!”