Darwin Awards Have Given Up

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Darwin Awards Cancelled

From Ant Farmer’s Almanac:

Darwin Awards Halts 2020 Nominations, Grants All Humanity a Participation Trophy and Calls It a Day

“Naturally, we’d figured on giving the big 2020 prize to U.S. President Donald Trump,” said Darwin Awards spokesman Elijah Radcliffe, “But, he couldn’t have done it alone and, as we expanded the scope to include all who’d enabled him and aided and abetted his rise, well, it just kept going and finally just roped in pretty much everybody. To that end, the whole of humanity has earned itself a participation trophy,” adding listlessly, “So, congratulations, I guess?”

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